Couldn't be arsed to talk about twee and shit so I went to bastardise B&S lyrics instead. Twee rule the school ------------------------------ On an e-mail crudely carved "B.S. was twee" Why did she do it? Was she scared was she bored? On a e-mail rudely carved "M.C. hates twee" Why did he do it? Was his arse slightly bruised? Do something girly while you can Don't fall asleep Watching the footie in a pub is cool Do something blokey while you can Don't be a fool Picking a daisy to yourself is fine On an e-mail going round "Twee'd Rue The Day" Written for everyone to read and to see On an e-mail going round "Twee Rule The School" Written for everyone with arse in their head Do something petty while you can Don't fall asleep whinging about your ex-girlfriends all day til you're bored So call me A. Moffat if you want It's no secret You know the world is made for Chas You know the world is made for Chas You know the world is made for Chas not Suggs ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+