I am sitting in the library, going through my e-mails. I am bored. There is nothing to do. Nothing exciting at least. I am staring at the bearded man sitting right in front of me. I've come to suspect him to be working on some kind of thesis. I think he must be a religious person, because when I passed him a few minutes ago to go to the toilet, I happened to notice the gigantic Christian cross on his screen. He was trying to cut it down to a certain size, but for what purpose exactly I don't know, and I didn't dare ask him. Maybe he was a priest in disguise, or just someone obsessed with crosses. Maybe his is gonna be the work that's gonna prove once and for all that it was all a lie, whatever that may be. Yesterday I went over to my friend Jop's house. First me, him, and his girlfriend Nancy, whom I have known for six or seven years now, drank coffee and listened to a Johnny Cash record. Johnny was singing bout rings of fire, while the three of us enjoyed our sunday's rest. Then me and Jop went upstairs to record this little song I wrote Saturday night. Saturday night, let's see....I was lying on my couch, it was about 02:00, very night and very dark. The cat was trying to convince me it really need to go outside, but because she underwent surgery a few days ago, that option was totally out of the question, as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, I had just decided I would not go out for a beer anymore. I was gonna stay at home and write a song about Leonardo DiCaprio. Not that I'm obsessed with Leo, not in the sexual sense at least, I just love the way his name sounds. Try it for yourself, it's not something to feel bad about: Take three deep breaths and use your most poetic voice: L E O N A R D O DI C A P R I O. Anyway, twenty minutes later, I had some sort of a lyric, and I decided it was time to go to bed. And there was Jop and me, recording it the day after. I must say it came out pretty well, me doing both lead and harmony vocals, and Jop playing guitar and keyboard. It's complete title is "Drinking Pinacoladas (Leonardo DiCaprio)", and it's kind of dirty. I want to write more songs about famous people and the kinky things they do, cause it's so much fun. Well, I think I have to go now. The use 30-minute shifts here, because everybody wants to spill their guts out on the internet these days. Anyway, beardy guy is gone, either to take a piss or praying somewhere he's gonna be able to finish his piece before the world explodes. I think I'm gonna go to the University for a coffee. Hey, what can I say: it's monday, I'm bored. By the way: a very beautiful girl is now standing in front of beardie's screen. I just hope she doesn't delete his stuff. Bye people. Love, Stefan By the way: my next essay to be posted onto this list, is going to be entitled "What to do when you live together with someone who is completely and totally obsessed with Sarah Michelle Gellar, aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer", but if any of you think I'm getting way out of line here, just let me know. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+