-----Original Message----- From: Bramleys <bramly@globalnet.co.uk> To: sinister@majordomo.net <sinister@majordomo.net> Date: 31 March 1998 19:17 Subject: Sinister:------

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If only I'm was that cool when I wa 15

I for one am not cool. I laugh like a demented hamster and my ambition in life is to marry Michael Parkinson.

neither is jon g.

I missed that one actually. bethey is precisely right. We are, in fact, anti-cool. We like to wear second hand flares in front of all of the cool people in their DKNY puffa-hotpants. We like to stay in and listen to records rather than go out, drink half a bottle of vodka and get off with the nearest member of any sex. We like music that has never got in the top ten. (You see, music that hasn't been in the top ten is obviously not worth bothering with - if the entire nation's six year olds don't nag their mum to buy it (mr blobby) or the just-seventeen-reading 9-year olds who think that the first thing they hear on the radio is the best thing they've ever heard (sp~c# g£rls etc.), then it must be crap music). I can't think of much else, bu no - we are definitely not cool. Oh, yeah, me and bethey have a soul rather than melodrama and we also have compassion rather than involuntary charity. jong ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------