Super extra special lucky fun bonus points to anyone who can name the actor who said the above line. I'll save you the trouble by telling you right off the bat it's not Charleton Heston. The things he mutters at two A.M. while wearing socks on his hands, sitting in a fetid puddle and chewing clam shells don't count. Okay, so you all know about my idea for the sinistery movie mixtape right. Well how 'bout if the people I quote could actually record themselves saying the stuff then send it to me via mail, icq, AIM, carrier pidgeon. It'd be a massive global sinister effort. Whaddya think? On Stuart look-alikes: David Byrne. Yes, in the early years of the Talking Heads. Look back. Notice the pale muscley arms emerging from the sleeves of plain tee shirts. They ought to be friends. (Oh, and someone please please please explain Struan to me. My frontal lobe is going to kill itself in noble sacrifice due to this lack of knowledge.) Someone, though I know not who, expressed confusion over this whole BSPD thing. Clearly we're winding ourselves up over nothing. Nobody has clearly stated that it has anything to do with police. It obviously stands for Burger Spandex Polyurethane Denominate. Start your revelations and epiphanies....now. Spandex Burgers and Love, *araK (I prefer to spell my name backwards rather than pull the letter switching trick. Arak sounds to me like a mighty warrior. Akra reminds me of Okra, which although I have never tasted it, reminds me of Orca whales and just generally scares cornflakes out of me) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+