Sadly, Duke's book has no pictures whatsoever. "What is the point" etc. Of course you can borrow it, Christopher. In fact, I've just had a great idea. I hereby convene the Duke's Book Tree. I send the book to Chris, and three months later Chris sends it to another lucky listee, who in turn sends it to the next fortunate pop fan, and so on!.

A splendid idea! Hold tight for my address. I've just had another idea, Peter why don't you record you reading the first chapter of the dukes book out loud? Then I could do the next chapter and so on round the duke book tree until we have the full talking book - we could then put it on cd-r and sell it. Is there a lot of swearies in it? I bet there is. We could edit out the swearies in post production with amusing sound effects, hence saving the dukes teaching career and parent pleasing credibility in the process. Mick McMick, won't you trust me on this Turn, Turn, Turn thing at Hyndland Church. I'm going to a huge firework display tonight with three thousands pounds worth of fireworks. To tell the truth I'm a bit uneasy about this, because I find them a little scary. Especially the ones that go BANG. I always jump even though I know to expect it. I like catherine wheels but, they go hssssssssssssssssssssssss and I go "ooooooooooooooooooooo", like a hypnotised child. I think I'll buy a hat today to cower in. Christopher +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+