Hello all. SAM SAYS: Yes, the moment has finally come. My posts will go downhill from now, because I've done what John Lennon did in 1968 - got his bird involved. HANNAH SAYS: You cheeky get! SAM SAYS: Anyway... there is purpose to this post - it's not just to say that ner ner ner ner ner, I've got a woman - it's to say that me and her went to see the Kings Of Convenience tonight at the Union Chapel and it was fab in every way. HANNAH SAYS: <<in a mark&lard styleee>> Arrrryes. SAM SAYS: You can never keep them quiet, can you? Anyway, we were at this gig, and all of a sudden, Arlan from the band starts talking about his love for B&S, and me and her start grinning quite maniacally, and then he tells this story. He was at the Union Chapel when B&S played there back in the day before they went shit, and he pointed out where he sat and all the rest of it. Anyway, he said that he loved the band dearly, and wanted to complete the cycle by performing one of their songs tonight, and so he played his favourite one, You Made Me Forget My Dreams. He did it wonderfully, with his cute little twee Norwegian-tinged vocals, but the funny thing was that before he did it he uttered a little disclaimer that his band-mate categorically did NOT like B&S, which made people chuckle. There was also some boy in the front row wearing a B&S Ampersand teeshirt just like mine, which was totally unexciting. Anyway, so we're just writing to show off that we're going to hear one more live B&S song than all the rest of you in the coming two days. Hurrah. HANNAH SAYS: I have nothing to do with this post, I'm just watching Sam type, and have him by my side to correct me punctuation and that???!!!! SAM SAYS: Please kids, avoid people like this. They're full of shit. No, that's a joke of course, she's a lovely girl. HANNAH SAYS: My arse. SAM SAYS: You're right. She's not a lovely girl, she's just got a lovely arse. Anyway, here's the point of the post: We saw Kings Of Convenience tonight and they were fab and they played a B&S cover, and we like to bicker with each other. HANNAH SAYS: I'm gonna take this opportunity to have a shower. What shall we call this post? SAM SAYS: I dunno, how about 'The Ballad Of Sam And Hannah' HANNAH SAYS: <<in a butch voice>> Yeah, that's quite nice. You're going home in a funking ambulance. SAM SAYS: Oooh, what an attractive prospect. See you all on Friday. x _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+