Hello. It's May Day, so get your McCarthy albums out and sing Ho! for the life of a worker! Thank you Sarah for your entertaining story about a night out with Fatty Bum Bum in Preston. The Preston Picnic obviously ROCKED and has more me much more jealous than any of the others. Congratulations for speaking to the Strap Man. I think the mayor of Falkirk is missing out on a great opportunity to promote Falkirk as the home of pervy speak-a-pop. They could have tourist board posters of local scenes with slogans taken form Arab Strap songs, for example, a picture of a local publican pulling a nice creamy pint of real ale accompanied by the words "Falkirk - and then she wanked me off", or the local vicar standing in fornt of the church "Falkirk - it was the biggest cock you've ever seen", or a photo of a local middle aged couple indulging in a spot of foreplay "Falkirk - and then I fiddled with her bits". I think it's a winner, but I'd never mention it in public. I'm dead jealous because Keith went to see Money Mark. I think he's just lovely. If the Wu Tang Clan have really got a beauty parlour it must be a cunning front for a pornographic prostitution gun running ring or something, like that one Duglas BMX Bandit runs in Glasgow. I think that's more than enough from me. I'm sure there were other things to answer..oh yes, thanks Paul Pish for clearing up a couple of my doubts. I have many more. Adrian, isn't it time for a dead animal update? I saw a dead dog this morning, it didn't half make me jump - twice, once when I passed it for the first time and then again on my way back. I've been for a nice long walk you see. In the rain, because I'm a Belle and Sebastian fan. On acid. Who's been fucking foxes? And why did they talk to Keith about it? Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------