Ay up everybody, TIGERMILKING Well I wasn't there. And contrary to Arantxa's suggestion, nor was I larging it in Tuscany or the Riviera. I was on a 4 day jaunt to Nottingham (the so-called Robin Hood County, which seems to be getting more and more exposure on this list. It's the new Camden Town Tube Station). RAW LIKE TIMBERLAND WEAR (YEAH) Ace weekend though. My personal highlight was going to a party with my policeman friend. It was going well, people were chatting and drinking and having fun, when this lad started to skin up right opposite my mate. And my mate asked him to put it away until he left. This lad tutted and rolled his eyes, so my friend explained quite calmly that if he didn't put it away he would be arrested. And the entire room (bar my friend and I) promptly got up and left. I pissed myself laughing for about 20 minutes, then we thought we'd better leave. So we went to the pub and played darts. I kicked his arse. The perils of being a copper I suppose (the unpopularity, not the darts). LIKE A TERRORIST HARD TO CAPTURE It *was* funny though. And I was proud of him really, even if he did effectively make us both social lepers. What a guy. RAW LIKE COCAINE STRAIGHT FROM BOLIVIA I went on one of those funny outward-bound team-building days in Kent last week. It was chronic. I'm not into this outdoorsy stuff, especially when these courses always seem to be run by ex-army mentalists who can't get jobs teaching PE. Put me inside, put the telly on, give me a vodka & tonic. There, I'm happy. MY HIP-HOP WILL ROCK AND SHOCK THE NATION I'll tell you what; University Challenge my arse. Well it's OK really, but there is a big 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'-shaped hole in my life. Popkids, I saw each and every show (I reckon) and if C.T. (as I beleive Mr Tarrant likes to be known) presented University Challenge and the kids could win a million quid I'd be more likely to watch it. LIKE THE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION Sorry, I've said too much. I'd better go. To all the Sinister Kids starting uni this week; have a wicked time, and save the last dance for me. And remember; It's only easy if you know the answer. My name's Will Messent, goodnight! === Visit The Remote Viewer homepage http://www.members.tripod.com/remoteviewer/ ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+