Sinister: adventures in soberness
good morning everyone. i'm sitting at work reminiscing the past 2 days & i thought i'd share them with all of you. on wednesday night i went to a disco with a car full of boys. the half-hour drive was an absolute riot. we talked about 'buffy the vampire slayer' tv show & generally made fun of each other. a few times i almost ran us off the road because i was laughing so hard. i'm currently taking applications for boys to ride with me in my car everywhere i go. it's really the best way to travel. when we got there, in the parking lot i started dancing & singing "and my disco hair gives me a certain disco flair, & when we go in there everyone will stop & stare", a song i made up as i went along. then my ex-boyfriend started singing about my hair to the tune of 'shaft'. it was hilarious. and i was right - they did all stare, at our superior dance moves. i slept at a friend's house with 2 other people & we stayed up until an ungodly hour talking & listening to b&s, which was nice. among us was an engaged couple & i just kind of observed them for a while. i can't relate to being in a relationship anymore. it's been over 2 years since i've had a boyfriend. and that's really sad for someone such as myself. i think i'm attractive (i'll put up a picture soon to prove it), i've got a sense of humour, i'm not fat, & i can drink way more than most people i know. but that's not the point. the point is that love is a wonderful thing & for those who are lucky enough to find it, hold on to it. the 4 of us had dinner yesterday at denny's, which is a chain-restaurant that hasn't updated their furniture since the early 80s. we went around the table & said what we were thankful for, in a mockery of thanksgiving tradition. i gave thanks for polly-o string cheese, friends & family, & oral contraceptives; in that order. i don't remember what the others said because i was looking at the crooked red & black b&s sticker on the back of my friend's car. we caused a ruckus, being deliriously hungry from sleeping the day away. the waitress got mad at us for calling her pie girl & then we went home. i didn't have nearly enough alcohol & that's why i recall all of these details. this may not happen again for a long, long time (some sinisterines let out a heavy sigh of relief). good-bye, darlings. misbehave. -heather e. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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