Sinister: The Belle And Sebastian Screen Saver Is Evil
It has come to my attention that the Belle And Sebastian Screen Saver, will not save yor screen. It will destroy it. Therefore I urge you not to use it as a screen saver. Observe it more as a piece of wonderful blue animated art. As every computer boffin knows, a black pixel if an off pixel. Therefore the ultimate screen saver would be a black screen (ref: Honey). Not a bright blue screen that doesn't do much. So i apoligise to all you who spent time downloading, and i feel like a total arse. Shite. I'll never work for IBM at this rate. But on the plus side I am a quick learner. Out of this sad and sorry affair I have come through dauntingly inspired. Last night, after my ninjitsu lesson, i started work on a new screen saver, with incredible galloping horses and a beautiful sleeping, eh, beauty. I thought, "whatever can i call it?". A voice told me "Call it 'Judy and the dream of horses Screen Saver'". So coming soon, the "Judy And The Dream Of Horses Screen Saver". It will probably change the world. And It may actually also be of some use as a screen saver. Dang Nabbit. I can't get "The Frog Chorus" out of my head. Bum bu bu bu Bugh Bugh Bugh. I hope this doesn't happen on national television. Tom Jones ======== I think going to see Tom Jones is a wonderful idea. He'll probably do "The young New Mexican Puppeteer". He's the sexiest man alive (apart from Sean) and I think we should all go and see him before he dies of being too sexy. Let's do it! Speak up! from Rock Hudson ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Chris Leonard