Chris wrote :

I dunno about asthma attacks, but I've always found that that kind >of cider you can't see through (with bits of toenail clipping and >foreskin floating in it) gives me a sore head and irritable bowels. I guess the moral is - If you can't see through it, don't drink it. Guinness excepted, of course. Guinness is good for you.

You'll be talking about the real stuff then ? Served about 12 degrees above room temperature from a bottle previously used for Homebase white spirits. Anyone who drinks that brain-rot deserves a lifetime of bowel problems. I was referring more to the brand name crap. Guiness ?? I love Guiness, but they never give you a knife and fork to eat it with. Kevan Cooke wrote :

My advice to Claire and Adrian is to drink rum.

Good pub game = buy a single shot of navy rum = pour single shot of navy rum into mouth in one go = swill around mouth a bit and keep in mouth for at least 2 minutes (obviously this can be extended with experience) = if you spit, you buy a round...simple but expensive. The dear Anna Chapman wroteth :

Why oh why does the world cup have to dominate not only every >TV set but the mind of every male as well.

Oh dear. There's about 20 of us in my office and I'm one of three blokes. The women have decided they want a swear/football fine box over the next month. Arsebuggerbollocks, we're not having any of it. We countered that with a fine box for everytime they mentioned soap operas, cuddly cute little shitbag kids, and those boys talking about getting erections in the Human Body on Beeb1 last week. Brandt wrote :

You know, I live in the US, and I tried watching the Italy-Chile >match on ESPN and after watching it for 25 minutes, I got bored and >switched it to soap operas, which was the lesser of the two evils.

Presumably you only saw about 4 minutes of the game due to the advertisement breaks every time the ball went out of play. Keith Watson wrote :

Yes it looks like Scotland will not progress to the second round, still Adrian's point about us >being bollocks doesn't really stand, in a country of about 6 million >people, we do very well to even qualify - and your team's shit... by the way.

Especially seeing as 2 million of those are permenantly pissed, another 2 million haven't been seen for four years..shit yeah Scotland are not so much bollocks as Les ballons du chien. Carrick wrote :

Have a happy World Cup. That's why its so popular...it brings the >world together.

Well Englands fans have certainly been doing a lot of bonding this weekend. Peter Miller wrote :

I'm looking forward to Holland - Belgium tonight

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