Sinister: we can make the world a whole lot brighter
hi everyone! I come bearing news of the full-up nature of the bowlie double decker bus. I can't believe there was ever a time right there at the beginning when I thought to myself, self, it might be craziness to try to fill up an entire bus. but there are scads and scads of pro-bus people flying in from faraway lands and it didn't take long after all! I've got a waiting list going in case anybody drops out, give me a shout if you want to be on it. it's in the bus contract that we aren't supposed to hang banners off the side of the bus, boo hiss. I have also noticed it's in the contract that anyone who wants to sing robbie williams, billie, or britney spears songs on the bus has to use their inside voices. hey, I don't make the rules. oooooon, you are very strong for such a slight gal, and I'm very sad you won't be taking a break from swinging tigers by their tails to come to camber sands. I'd steal the answers to the math part of the entrance exam for you if I thought it would sway your decision. just because I like to sit in the front of the bus doesn't mean I'm not a bad seed, make no mistake. just yesterday I ate more than half of one of those self-serve chocolate cookies in tesco *before* I got to the checkout. call on me oon, I'm at your service. call on me oon, I need a consultation. nobody one the big lottery jackpot this week. if our numbers come up I'll be nick cage and you can be bridget fonda and we'll split the take. you all make me feel so spring has sprung. it's perfect weather to listen to chris montez, and now I can listen to that sixties god of alluring vocals and suave handclaps and watch tv at the same time, because for some crazy reason they're playing chris montez on that green giant broccoli commercial. I knew I could multitask by the end of this decade if I put my head to it. I don't want to give anyone the impression, however correct, that I watch too much television, but is anyone else in the uk traumatised by that oxo advert, the one where the couple are in the car having a flashback about some hot weekend they spent in preston? it's the flashback, she hands him the plate of chicken at the family dinner table and drools, "and michael...remember preston." cut to the present, back in the car with hubby driving and her lascivious query, "so what's on the menu tonight?" cue the big green highway sign pointing the way to preston, fade out with some porn trumpets. fluffy sarah, what the hell is going on in preston that you haven't been telling us? xopam +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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fluffy sarah, what the hell is going on in preston that you haven't been telling us?
Avenham park. I feel sorry for all you Sinister people who live in dead end places like London, and Glasgow, and Edinburgh, missing out on the most beautiful bit of parkland ever to be found in the middle of urbanisation, which of course is AVENHAM PARK. It's full of caves, and bushes, and secret paths and walkways, and bandstands, and the most MAJESTIC showbiz steps in the world. And when you reach the bottom of it, you reach the splendour of the rushing Ribble. (river.) Faboo. And then on your way out you pass the lovely snooty terrace houses except one has an orange door, which I consider blasphemy. And then you have Winkley Square, and THEN you have the Harris Library/museum, and THEN you have the market. Wow. Preston rocks. Lets have a North West Sinister Picnic. In Preston. Or anywhere, I don't mind. But Preston would be dead good...and theres not been a north west - or indeed NORTHERN picnic or IN FACT anything really happenin' has there... we should Make Something Happen. Have you noticed when you put stuff in capitals it seems heady rhetoric! Good Stuff. Warrender, please do tell all about 'Club International's Insult Everyone A Lot night please, I can't go, but if you go you know what insult to use on behalf of me... if you don't then I have failed to make a mark on anyones life. *sniffs* My favourite new bands of today are Grimbleweed and the Vegetations (YOU FILL ME WITH INERTIA), Bridget St John ("female Kevin Ayers" apparently?!), and Homer. Who are Robyn Hitchcocks backing band these days. They wrote the jolliest song EVER in the history of the entire world about bleak depression and the futility of life. Smashing. You can TAKE your glo-worms.. Ah! I heard the Original Twee Anthem GIRL AT THE BUS STOP (why won't she get the number nine) by the BMX Bandits today and it made me laugh and it reminded me of my friend who's name I will not mention, who was in love with The Girl With Hair and Teeth from his bus...aaww sweet. But sadly pathetic. He's now going out with a girl with big boobies which just goes to show not that much really. I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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pamela berry