Hajimemashite you guys, Ah to be at home. I went to visit my pal Ross the Goth in Manchester Towne yesterday and worshipped at the wonder that is the Vinyl Exchange for the millionth time ever. Then I silently cursed it as it's very cheap prices on some godammed awful choons permitted Ross to buy a Sheep on Drugs album. And play it to me. "Oi you dumbum wanklefart, get this heap of ravey davey shite off that bluddy stereo NOW!!!", I enquired calmly. "Ok..." he replied. And puts on Brian Molko with David Bowie. I realise I have missed Ross. Ian The Gay Dirty Den is back! But Ian has lost somewhat of his allure in my eyes. And why is that? STEPS Ian! You had the opportunity to see them and you turned it down! Do you know their latest album of songles is called "Steptacular"?? Thats VERY GOOD! Great Pop Things like that don't come along a lot, y'know. Now if B&S had called their first album Tigermilktastic! then um....nothing much else would've changed I bet. But it'd be a much more Poptastic! name. And if B&S had called their third album "Deep Fried Gerbils are Great and Co-incidentally, Not To Boost Sales Or Anything But There Are Nuddy Pictures Of Stevie Jackson Contained Within Of This Long Playing Record", then they would've won a prize for a very long album title. Would "Yo! Belle & Sebastian!" be a good album title? I think WE should decide the name of the B&S newie. You can see the quality for yourselves eh... Would I LIKE to see Stevie Jackson with no pants on? Would I ever! Is Stevie an eligible bachelor too, or has he a bird? Or is he a big gay POOVE? Did I mention Chris Geddesh looks like Graham Coxon from Blur but lankier? I do mean this in a good way. He's a bit of sauce and no mistake. Anyway, I miss out on seeing STEPS at g.a.y on Saturday. Because I am located in the North West of Englonde. I might to go 'Smile'. As I'm not bothered if they don't play the olde records of yore. You know...discotheques have to grow...mature...and change, man. I want them to play Valerie Lemercier. Or Holiday. Or hopscotch. Ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa. I was very touched by Stuart telling poor lost abandoned students who wish they'd never left their home in the North west to move to a place full of cockneys to live in a tiny room with no friends with an essay on proportional representation to write that they could write to him. Thats not me of course. But um...do you have to be at Glasgow uni to write to him? I reckon he's a lovely bloke. I have a little Tarepanda flopping about my screen. Its good. I'm going to take my leave of writing this now and watch the panda. Flop flop flop flop! Love Sarah xxx ===== ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
Dear Lot, Super sta-force:
turned it down! Do you know their latest album of songles is called "Steptacular"?? Thats VERY GOOD!
I was dissapointed, I was hoping they'd call it 'Step Two' and the third 'Step 3' and keep going like that until you had a whole flight of stairs. Did you know that 'H' from steps is called 'H' after 'Hyperactive'. I wonder what his real name is. Something cute, I bet. His angelic face was staring back at me from a huge posterboard on oxford street outside HMV the other day. It scared me so much, I almost didn't go in and spend half an hour aimlessly ambling around in the rock/pop section, and scratching the bottom of the bargin bin. The adorable Jen said said that someone gave her a smack in the chops for trying to play belle and sebastian at a party. Luckily the last time I did that, I escaped unharmed, but was concequently outcast from the houseparty massive. Mind you, I did bite the person's hand who was trying to change the cd, so maybe I'm the villan. Perhaps Electronic Renassiance would have gone down better than Put The Book Back on the Shelf. I nearly got beaten up for saying Pulp were better than Robson and Jerome once. They said they were going to get me after school. I didn't have the feisty gaul I've now adopted, because I was a porker with frizzy hair. I decided to go red, look at my feet, burst out crying in matrons and go home sick. Don't worry, I'm sure the bullies have got a nice sexually transmitted disease by now. and talking of diseases, Christopher Mellan, STOP sending me rude letters about my "peachy bottom" or I'll send the boys round. I've taken to not wearing any make-up under my eyes, to reveal dark circles in ghoulish wonder. It does wonders for extending essay deadlines, even if I do look like a walking corpse. I'll be at the poetry cafe tonight - fully made-up, mind, sipping gin and chattering madly, I should think. Do say hello if you're there. Erica x Mick Cooke mailed the list the other day. My heart skipped a beat. Erica x http://chickpages.com/rants/golighty/index.html +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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