*---* HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINISTER BABIES *---* Oh dear! I got last night's meet-up details wrong and spent the entire evening drinking pints and having fights in The Ship. You'll never gues who I bumped into in the bogs - Fisty Hugh! He'd got in a bit of a muddle too. Thanks to all the UNKLE collaborators, positive and negative. I think I'll give it a miss, at least for the time being. Boz-eyed plonker's fault, more than anything. Junior Byles rules, as does Ooon's tape. Duke, I was just about to read your Cock Fun piece when the fimiliar strains of the world's most popular plinky plonk piano came wafting from the telly, so I spent the next hour and a half or so watching Mike Oldfield from Horseguard's Parade. It was quite good. He's gone dancey. I never knew he was responsible for that song "Leave Me Alone, I'm a Family Man", I thought that was Hall and Oates. I liked them, they had the look. I digress. Why not send it in to the list, Duke? We can see how it compares to the Daily Record piece. Am I alone in considering an appearance in the Daily Record to be the pinnacle of any artist's career? Funkyseb: I also dreamt that Stuart was running over all the flowers in the world in his great big bus. I rang the bell, but he carried on until every one was flattened. I think that answers my question about Funkyfags, and their Funkyeffect on Funkyseb. I like this dream very much. Genevieve: monsieur bobby chariot,you're an odd little monkey,but you make me laugh in this bitter state. I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'm walking on air. Reid: By the way, speaking of Stuart Murdoch and the songwriting...Isobel didn't write "Is It Wicked Not to Care" did she? And did Stevie write "Seymour Stein" and "Chick Factor"? Did he write "Wrong Love"? Or is Stuart M. just getting other people to sing his songs? I think she did, it's a bit different to the Murdoch songs (I think). I don't know about the other two though. Because I haven't got the record yet!!! What on earth am I on about? Confused, but happy, Monsieur Bobby Chariot. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+