Hi everybody! I had a very scary dream last night. I can't quite remember what was happening but there were a bunch of us, some og whom were my friends, some of whom were random dream people, hanging by a big lake, and a thunderstorm came on. I watchwed the lightning kind of sheet behind the cloads, and then there was a god almighty huge thunder crack and lightning flash and a fuckoff big fireball hit a house. I jumped straight into the lake but one of the other people was fried to a crisp and another one had her legs cut off (it was a dream, OK?). But the noise was so loud it woke me up. That's never happened before. And I couldn't go back to sleep again because it was rather unsettling to have mass carnage in my dream. This may have had something to do with picnicing in Golders Hill park on *the hottest day of the year* and being absolutely drenched by an unheralded opening of the heavens. Well, not quite unheralded since my girlfriend kept saying it was thundering and we kept saying, No no it's just an aeroplane. But the Sanyo portable and the records were saved and we broke into the bandstand and sang London's Burning as a round (er.. not the Clash song). I hope the Sinister picnic had more luck. There was no music playing when I first kissed someone, though subsequently it tended to be Yerself Is Steam quite a lot. And I once had sex. Oh, I mean I once had sex to Marquee Moon and managed to orchestrate the climax right at the end of Tom Verlaine's solo. Trust me, it's worth the effort. And trickier than solo Television sex. What songs do other Sinisterines like to come at the end of? I'm struggling with B&S content here - they should play a gig or release something so I have something legitimate to burble about. There's a 27 year old bloke at work who swears blind he's never masturbated. I don't think this can be possible. At least he won't Go blind (ha ha). Is this the subtext of Beautiful? He also calls himself Captain Nemo and claims he could perform cunnilingus for England. But he hasn't had a shag for over a year so I guess the joke's on him... I had a girlfriend once who used Vix vapour rub. I wouldn't recommend this to the boys. 10 o'clock on monday morning and not a jot of work accomplished! Huzzah! Ciao bellas spoon xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+