Sinister: Have Me, I'm a Love Albatross!
SOS? Never heard of it mate. And the thought of a ruling clique without Sister Disco is frankly ridiculous, like a meal without cheese, or the World Trade Organisation without China. A list about a list? Pah! Next thing we know FunkySeb will be trying to convince us that there was even a short-lived list about the list about the list! If loving Paul is wrong, I don't want to be right. The only reason Paul runs the list is because he's got a FUCKING HUGE COMPUTER, so if we're going to start electing list owners, could all the people with FUCKING HUGE COMPUTERs please take one step forward? So that's that decided then, Paul runs the list. Good, I've always liked his style, firm but fair. Mess with Paul, you mess with Sister Disco. SO CLUNK-CLICK! Is it true that the Sinister "nursery" is really Paul's casting couch? This evening I finally got to see Mister Olazabal's civic reception. His smile roughly matched the inverse parabola of a deft chip out of the bunker. He's my kind of guy. I told him what's been going on on the list since the Brits "win" and he said if you don't start behaving yourselves he's going to come round and personally shove a nine iron up all of your arses, as a personal favour to me, Sister Disco. So be warned. "Sister Disco," he said in a Henry Cooper voice, brandishing his putter, "tell me who you think's behind this business, and I'll show them the meaning of a hole-in-one!" I said I'd think about it and phone him later. "I'll give them a double bogey they'll never forget!" he whispered menacingly. "I'll rake their bunker! I'll replace their divots!" he screamed, now plainly delerious. I withdrew to the study. I think FunkySeb's just trying to upstage the new "Star Wars" film premiere. Either that or he wants a recording contract with Jeepster. I used to post to the list even more often than I do nowadays, but it isn't because I spend all my time posting to SOS. Because I've never heard of it. It's because a) I'm busy b) I'm Strobe Talbot c) There are now 1100 people on the list and it's difiicult to justify telling them all about the films you've seen, unless there was a character in it who resembled a prominent listee. The other day I went to the pictures and it was a film and it was good and it was "West Beirut" and Stephen Trousers was in it, playing the part of a dog owner in a green jumper. Even FunkySeb's ill-tempered outburst could not spoil the pleasure of seeing Northy back on the list. Welcome back Northy! increase the peace, motherfuckers Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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could all the people with FUCKING HUGE COMPUTERs please take one step forward? So that's that decided then, Paul runs the list.
AAAH! But AHHHH! NO! I have a fucking huge computer too! It was built in 1954, and with extra add-ons that SOUP IT UP a lot, you can play a slow and jerky version of "pong" on it. So AAAAAH! I can run the list too on my FUCKING HUGE COMPUTER! It takes up a room don't you all know. I sleep next to the floppy drive. Its...exciting. Learning Spanish? Why not learn it with Birbeck College London in asociation with the Spanish equivalent of Birbeck College London! Ah the excitement of "1995, el año de la tolerancia". The sheer joy of learning lots of notes about books written by García Marquez. I asked my Spanish teacher about Pedro Juan(k) Guíterrez and she doesn't know of him. She said she would look into his books, I'm sure she'd like all the talk and the dirt and the filth cos she's a Guardian reader. Very liberal. In fact my Spanish teacher almost defines the typical Guardian reader. But enough of that cos none of YOU know her. You're not cool enough. I'm not posting so much cos I'm posting to "alt.my.spanish. teacher.newsgroup." or something. FunkySeb talked a load of bollocks in his last post. I won't respond to any facts that he claimed simply because there were barely any "facts" in it all. I think I'll make up some FunkyFacts. FunkyFact One! FunkySebastian is actually a FUCKING HUGE COMPUTER in himself, which creates lots of funk groups who want to recreate the large-haired days of disco. The computer became jealous of Honeys FHC (as it will know be called) and decided it would create a funk group to TAKE SINISTER DOWN. This funky group went wrong, and was called "Shed Seven". They aimed to destory Sinister by making such dull tunes that anyone with a half decent taste in music would run away to country with no FHC acess. Like France. Or America. Aaaaaah, don't you SEE? However, most of the people on Sinister heard a "Shed Seven" record, said "oh, this is rather dull", and got on with their lives. Plan One failed. But however, Stardust got a number one H!I!T! with Music Sounds Better With You. FunkyFact Two! I'll think of one later. If I can be bothered. I'm sure this could be a long running joke. Someone kill it before it starts. Beeeeepster. I wonder where FunkySeb got some of his facts from. Hmm. I do wonder. I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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