Hello! What makes you tick? Would it be a big long stick? Or a film that's really sick? Or modern classics? Or drama on TV with people with names like "Drazic"? Sorry I have watched too much "Heartbreak High" on TV lately. Probably cos I fancy Sarah, even tho she is a bit annoying most of the time, but then most of them are, even "Drazic", despite the amusingest name ever. (and how everyone pronounces it "Draseeeeeeeeeeeeeeek") In between watching Heartbreak High I've also managed to move house, this new house is way smaller than the old house, but still it fits everything in okay. Removals people are amazing! They're like those men you see on "The World's Strongest Man" competitions, only not as strong, but still, this guy lifted up this 29 inch TV on his own like it was made of glass (well it is sort of made of glass, but for the sake of an expression..). I was impressed. I then tried to do the same with a shelf, and succeeded in looking like a World's Strongest Man myself, but one of those really loveable ones who frustratingly can't compete because he's picked up a back injury. And then after doing the rituals of my mum giving me a list of 350 things I need to do and 300 telephone numbers I have to phone up in 1 minute flat, and me doing those 750 things, I finally sat down and relaxed in front of the TV, with which the cable connection is not yet connected so I had to rely on the crappy TV aerial which let me watch a lot of white snow whilst listen to Heartbreak High, to here them all say "Draseeeeeek!" Gotta shop for shirt and tie later so I will look swish and sexay for my first day at work next Monday, and also red knickers, so I will look swish and sexay for the forth anniversary picnic next Saturday. Woohoo life is so sweet. Especially with Red Bull. Life and Red Bulls Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+