In my office at work I sometimes sneakily read my private e-mails (sometimes I breath too but not as often as I do e-mailing), and because hotmail in its blue swish looking glory looks nothing like work, I have to hide the window underneath some spreadsheets I'm working on, so for most of the time I'd be be reading the top half of the subject lines of sinister e-mails.. this morning I saw an e-mail from Astrid called "Sinister: Singing B&S to Foxes" and only being able to read the top half of it I thought it said "Singing B&S to Fever".. I thought it was a post about how astrid tried to sing B&S to the tune of Fever, by Madonna, but it wasn't it was a sweet story about singing to a fox in the zoo. For the next half an hour, however, I couldn't get the thought out of my mind to try and sing B&S songs to the tune of "Fever" and I just had to do it. So I sneaked into the loo and started humming the tune of "Fever" whilst thinking of B&S lyrics, the only one I could think of that might work was "ChickFactor", so I tried to sing it, and it sounded horrible. archel foreplay said:

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i was pleased to see that the creators of pop idol ..felt that a good sesh on the DDR machine was valuable training for the future rich and famous. so you're already half-way there,ken...<<

Hurrah! and now that I've also done the compulsory "singing badly in the toilet" bit they always show on PopIdol does that make me a real pop star? Speaking of the rich and famous, after the euphoria of writing (and personally signing!) a letter to an International Football Star, I recently discovered also that Marjorie Orr the Astrologist is also one of our customers. I am star struck. Why am I sitting here at work? I want to go bowling. Love and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: Best chat-up line ever "You have beautiful eyes - yeah I can see the reflections of me in them" P.P.S.: Give me a break, I know it's crap but I just made that up 2 seconds ago. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+