In the wide travels of my temp job, I have moved from one side of the office building to the other. There, I have to pull files for lots of people who are too important to do so themselves. One of these people is named Tim Hopkin, as opposed to Sinister's own Tim Hopkins. This remarkable occurence has lead me to wonder if this new Tim is part of an alternate Sinister reality where the last letter of one's name is left off. If I start meeting people named Keit Watso, th Duk o Harringa, or Ta, then I will know that something odd is happening in the universe. Or just more odd than usual. . . Note to HoneyMotherHubbardPaul: When can we expect our Sinister babies to arrive? Are they being sent by stork? I am not sure that is a good idea, with stork hunting season happening at the moment. I would hate to think that my Sinister lovechild went down in a stork's fatal nosedive. Can these baby things be emailed? I once tried to email one of my handsome scarfs to Honey, but I couldn't get the email attachment to stick to the wool. I doubt it would stick any better to a baby, despite how much honey you use. And I hate to think of my baby being squeezed into a fax machine. Is it true that Splat the cat is the wet nurse? I can picture that furry nanny in an apron right now. Splat is probably giving the babies words of sweetness--"Pish, pish, meow, pish". A tear has just come to my eye as I remember the first time that was said to me in my childhood. Living and loving, Matthew ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------