From the new album, and all. At the time I was about 3/4 through with my business, and the song had only just started, so I thought, if I strained a

Helloooo there! Ken's back! And his front's not bad either! I've been away on a couple of weeks of over-indulgence of various substances, and now i'm FAT! Hence the now not-below-average front that i just spoke of. How are YOUs? I went to a club the other night, and due to having so much to eat and drink, and bad planning, I ended up needing to have a poo!!! And my goodness, toilets in clubs are grim. But anyway! Whilst I was at the shitter, the DJ put on BELLE AND SEBASTIAN! little and get a decent lap time, and not wash my hands, I'll make it out in time to DANCE to B+S. AND I MADE IT!!!!!!! The song was just about half way through, but THEN! just as i was about to throw some shapes, THE DJ CUT THE SONG OFF SHORT AND PUT ON SOME SCHIDTTY ARSEWIPE OF A TRACK ON INSTEAD. AND SPEAKING OF ARSEWIPES oops I had better go back to wash my hands. There's an anecdote for ya. Anyways! Just wanted to REPORT BACK on the INTERNATION SINISTER BOWLING DAY (LONDON BRANCH), mind the gap. The Cast (in WORLD DARTS stylee) ------------- Archel 'Fore' Playforth Sam 'Boy' Walton Liz 'Dappers' Daplyn Ken 'more than you can' Chu Mark 'The Jester' Hester Paul 'Sexual' Healy Lucy 'L' ElleBelle Sally 'Mustang' Lucysfriend The Event -------------- Waiting outside Finsbury Park station was potentially a bad idea considering that it is the middle of Winter, however, the weatherman was kind to us, as was the weather, which was mild and non-threatening. I was a lazy gett and didn't get there until 10 minutes later than 2:00. And was warmly welcomed by a by then slightly-chilled gang of AP, SW, MH and PH. LD was to arrive a little later, just to be fashionable. And the six of us braved the 30 seconds journey into Rowan's Bowling, and bowling soon commenced. The first game was an all round high-quality affair, with the game going to the wire and had to be settled on the last frame. And FOUR bowlers were within 10 points of each other in the race for second place. Half way through the game LE and SL appeared, coming all the way from <somewhere far away>, in a gruelling expedition that saw them through all the way to North Finchley, to come back to Finsbury Park!! The committment is honourable. And they were to join in on the Battle Royale that the second game turned out to be... First of all there was the obligatory "SPELLING SOMETHING WITH OUR INITIALS ON THE SCOREBOARD", and K-SAMPLES was the result. What a k-sample is, one would never know, K-SAMPLES, however, was a group of people who were up for a top notch, final end-game game of bowling. Through the gauntlet of screaming kids and kids who drop their bowling ball backwards whilst bowling, the eight soldiers bowled, hauling the gigantic rocks down the road to oblivion, destroying everything in its path. Okay, fuck this, I just want to say I SCORED 219 IN THAT GAME FUCKING HELL YEAH! YAY! YEE-HA! WOO-HOO! etc. so there was the bowling. And later on we were involved in a POOL TOURNAMENT, and the champions league trophe were handed to SW and LD after a nail biting final round victory over KC and PH. And after that, it was to the World's End for BEER and BURGER and CURRY and ANECDOTES and FUN and STUFF, and then we all went home, fitter, happier, more productive, etc. Wasn't that great?? I wonder if there are any other reporting backs......... Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator@uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+