under the covers speaking to a sinister friend who commented on my being the "dominatrix of the list" and i'm always on cue...cracked my whip just then and adjusted my garters...hitched my thigh-highs, tossed jet black hair back and lip-bit for a brief pose...then its back to more hot wax and dungeon chainings... pardon me please for living up to my self appointed status. but i will remain on pedestal until someone knocks me down... like gladiators but with porn stars instead of body builders... someone (name escapes me) composed a freestylin' ditty... and we all know lisa and her ditty-ing about...chance to hog the mic and move my hips like a playground swing...the kind parents tell their children not to play on b/c it seems to be twisting about and perhaps a little loose around its bearings... so i set one foot on stage all red maryjaned...and spot-light on me...i don't even squint...: when i was two my mother nursed me on gin and tonic that's why i smoke chronic and call myself "quadrophonic" i breakdance with in my hotpants and do the disco fever then i rush on home to.... watch ...leave it to beaver...(???) yeah so i can't freestyle but i can dance...least i've got that under my belt and perhaps more from the looks of the crush list... what?-and you thought i could go without mentioning it? (pish) like me passing a mirror and not sneaking a peek... and lisa has a wicked belt collection...shiney red today and in rather katty fashion...so doll, you'll be the hippest of the hip beneath my belt, have no fear...the green snakeskin is especially hip as well...i can't help but imagine wearing a boa constrictor about my waist although that would not nearly be as fashionable (who said anything about practical)... enough. leaving you once more starving for content... and being yr i-deal... -l.......ydia i.......ntrapersonal s.......ex-goddess of the western hemishpere a.......ttache (bring me a round of portobellas and a bottle of coors lite) _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+