Hello again. How are we diddling? Tag's sitcom outline reminded me of something very important. You were right; Paul, Deryck Guyler is spelt Deryck Guyler, and not Derek Guyler, like any normal person would have thought. Both versions pale next to "Corky" though. Yes, I've been watching the telly. What's all this shit about the Tellytubbies being some kind of psychedelic chill out zone for serious ravers? I watched it twice, and the little buggers didn't skin up once. And I don't believe for one minute that they all went home with Boris Yeltsin, as reported in the national press. Tubby Custard? I'll give you Tubby Custard, you fucking freaks. Speaking of Tubby Custard, thanks for the tim, Tape. It will come as no surprise to learn that I like the lion noises best, and the boxing one. What nonsense would you like in return? Ink Polaroid: Look at me, I'm agog with astonishment. Anne is showing me her performing Star Trek mug. It's got a picture of Captain Kirk and the guys standing on their teleporter thingies, and when you fill it with piping hot tea, the mug slowly dematerialises and then reappears a few seconds later on the other side of the room! Would you credit it? I've never seen such a magnificent marriage of technology and tackiness. Oh well, better go and get myself psyched up for the global celebration of soccer that is the World Cup. How do you rate my chances of getting into the Saudi Arabia - South Africa game in Bordeaux? Surely the touts will be giving the tickets away? Oh and by the way, some of you will be pleased to know that your "antics" form the basis of many a light hearted conversation in Glasgow, even amongst people who aren't on the list. Something to ponder, I feel. Perhaps we should have another competition...no, bad idea. Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------