Sinister: purple people pleaser (what *really* happened)
 
            Hi everyone! I had the most magial day yesterday, thanks to Milwaukee's best, Kirsten Kenyon! She called me up out of the blue, and she was only ten minutes on foot from my humble flat. So we went on a magical shopping journey, AND she took me to #sinister for the first time (hi everybody) *waves wildly* But the highlight of the day was when Kirsten happily accompanied me (I dragged her with) to the classiest sex shop in town. She was very curious about all the toys (wouldn't touch then unless forced) and she especially enjoyed playing with the vibrators (I had to chase her 'round the shop and poke her in the bum with 'em). Finally she helped me pick one out (was quite indiffrent) and we went back to the flat and both tried it out (she read "Cosmo" whilst I read the instruction pamphlet and cleaning manual). We have decided to become lesbian lovers (maybe hang out again sometime, provided Elise never talks about the purple vibrator again), but we'll always have love in our hearts (and beds) for Ken Chu. Anyway, much love to Kirsten and hopefully next time Jimmy G can come with too. Air kisses to Rachie, I'll write you later on today. Most love to my baby Sean, who is ever-so-patiently waiting for me in Maryland. *He's* excited about the purple toy!! ******************* Also, just heard the crazy news about the plane crash in New York, I sincerely hope everyone, and everyone's loved ones are okay. ******************** Love to all, -elise __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Find a job, post your resume. http://careers.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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                 elise j. spry elise j. spry