BigStu came back from down under and said : 'Hefner aren't Scottish'. But they were FUN. As sex on the floor,and high heel mules and Sussex cream teas. Well, I am afraid the grandness of crema teas is to blame for not having done my homework back in 1999 and missed Sodastream, for which I cannot apreciate and nod along with the Masters in their own grandness. On my first encounter with Darren H., however, I behaved pretty badly,pretty Hefnerish.And don't think about frolicking on carpets this time,my smutty ones.More about adopting a sulky expression and crossing my arms in a very annoying, given its accuracy,impersonation of those 1D heroines who usually adorn their covers, minus the extra-long sexy limbs.The consequences were even more Hefnerish,think about whatever you want now.Oh,I might have adopted my moods only to live a song.Indie girl once, always an indie girl.

From one to two (D's, and not about bras) ,

the very own Ms Mc Arthur came back from her Charts exile and said : 'I think in 2-D, and so the only thing that could wear the damn thing could be a cardboard cut-out of myself. I might make one'. Blimey.I would be so lucky if 3D were repealed.Giving up an A-level in Design seemed to be the definitive solution to the real,solid world,but alas, nine years later,it seems that ultraempowered multimedia x-y-z backlash is unescapable and any path into the next future crosses it,as well as facing the frightening universe of sleek dressed geeks talking warmly and endlessly about their Indigo Macs as old ladies in Middle England do about their gardenias.I'd rather choose a career in vintage simulation,that is, going back to homemade cut-outs. 'If you are not jumping,you are a Belle and Sebastian fan'...Darren,c'mon. x Arantxa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+