Hi loves. Will Porter's parents got a new truck. He says it's like six kinds of rad. I didn't know there *were* six kinds of rad. But- Will did. This is why I love Will Porter. This is why you! too! should love Will Porter. We should start a Will Porter fan club? Yes! So! I thought some of you may be wondering- I am now sauce free save a few stains on my lower abdomen. Any of you pondering running around wearing nothing but Ragu-- don't leave it on too long. I look like, well, a tomato or something. Or I did. It came out after a few showers. Recently I've learned to detest clothes. I sleep naked, wake up naked, eat naked, etc. I walked through the park wearing nothing but a walkman (playing B&S of course) today. I received some gawks from middle aged women. Shouldn't they have been covering their children's eyes or something? Oddly enough, no one would sit next to me on the swings. *sigh* Kids. Well, not that I'm not a kid myself. I bet Will Porter would swing naked with me. That is why I propose a fan club. How was the New York picnic boys and girls? I would have loved to go, but I didn't want to cause a ruckus. And I'm not allowed to leave the state with out a permission slip as some of you already know...Regardless of how jealous I am, I hope you all had a lovely, lovely time. Kisses. Would anyone be interested in a michigan-area picnic? I'm sure we would could get some people from ohio/canada etc. out here. I'll wear clothes, I promise. I'll make super-yummy food too. We can find a nice place with a pond and skip stones and/or short people. Fun? Of course! I invite you all! Someone else needs to organize it though. Yes, so. It's getting stuffy in my room. I think I'm going to take my clothes off. Love, Christiaa _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+