Hewwo, Ooh, lots of things have been happening to me. I got punched in the face by a hard kid, because I tried to answer her back. I went to a wild and mental party, and drank lots of rum. I stayed up nearly all night (except for the part where I passed out and when I woke up it was dark and I had to use a light up vibrator thingy as a torch). I made everyone look at the friend bear website by using my feminine wiles to take over the computer and delete all the porn. I also went out in the rain, and there was a lot of alcohol. And I got a three-day hangover which was not pleasant. And I played strip chess, but the cunning plan was that I beat everyone and they all got naked and I didn't, because I decided to make up the rules which meant that everyone took their clothes off except me because I was too embarassed and all the boys wore nightdresses. Which was grate fun. In a sort of sick way. There was a boy called Ross there, and he went paralytic and his mum marched round to the house for him and he tried to come on to her, because he ws so drunk. On Hallow'een, I dressed up as Little Red Riding Hood (cause I have my cape hee hee), and it was fun, though I had to hide from some hard kids who wanted to beat me up for dressing up (because they didn't understand that it was Hallow'een). Also in special honour of Hallow'een I brought a wand to school, but someone masturbated with it in computing class (and the teacher looked like he was going to join in) so now I'm not so sure about wands and school. I put myself up for auction in the B&S thing, but I don't think anyone's bidded (is that a word) for me yet... I'm also making my very own website on angelfire. But until then the temporary thingy is at www.expages.com/mmmhowqueer. It's very pants and has only one page, but it's because everyone's been nagging at me to get something put up while i'm making the thing. I'm utterly useless with computers, so it's really moke-ish. I think Stuart Murdoch would taste like butterscotch if you ate him. And Isobel Campbell would taste of vanilla. And Chris Geddes would taste of dark chocolate. And Mick Cooke would taste of strawberry jam. And Sarah Martin would taste of ready salted crisps. And Stevie Jackson would taste of eggs. And Richard Colburn would taste of those little jelly lips you used to get that tasted a bit like shampoo. I will go now, Hugs, Jen +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+