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A few facts: 1.They do indeed sell beer in MacDees in Holland - its £2 or £1.20 and they dont say what kinda beer it is. 2.It isnt true that spending 2 weeks outdoors in 100F weather in america will inevitably result in a sun-tan, as i have just proved! 3.It isnt the case that CDs are cheaper in America (as my teacher informed us) but are the same price - resulting in me returning with more than half my money unspent. 4.It is true that South Dakota is boring - nay, very very boring - for foreigners. 5.According to 26 english people with whom i spent 2 weeks in closest company with, my taste in music is "awful". The majority of 17 year old students prefer Vengaboys, Spice Girls, Abba, Will Smith etc. to Mercury Rev, Pulp, B+S, Supergrass, Spacemen 3, Eels etc. Coulda Guessed! 6.One day in one of the few cities larger than Blackburn is not enough for $350 to be spent. 40 Minutes in a small shopping mall is not adequate if large transactions are to be made. 7.The Crazy Horse Monument is more interesting than Mount Rushmore. 8.Americans in general are friendly. They do not seem to see the humour in making rude remarks about nation monuments, however, and take even less kindly to photographing gestures such as "Abe Lincoln kissing ass", "Fingers up Roosevelt's nose" and "Kissing the head and lips of The Creator of Mount Rushmore". Gawwwwwwwwwwd - you guys need to lighten up! That was my holiday We were there to build a Baseball field for someone and ended up sleeping and eating and breaking expensive machines. Very sorry America See you again in a few years? Guessed not. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Graeme Hacking