Linda pondered:

Those following the goldfish / newt story will be shocked to learn that Bob and Thelma (or Smelly and Belly) have had their first row - one newt has savagely attacked the other, attempting to chew it leg off. This is a plea for help. Is this normal in newt circles? Should we separate them?

Any ideas, chaps? What do we do?

Why not get HoneyPaul to vet all their actions for a month. They post their intentions to him and he replies yay or nay depending on the level of hostility implicit in the action. Alternatively, I did once hear that goldfish with whitespot or other debiliating illnesses can be revived by removing them from the tank and putting them in a saucer of brandy for a few seconds. I don't know if this is true, but if it is then it's bound to work with warring newts as well. Nick xxx _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For unsubscribing, list rules, Tigermilk and sessions tapes, . please see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . *** B&S new LP worldwide release 7th September, tour news etc. at *** . *** http://www.majordomo.net/sinister/news.html *** . Coinini athasach ata muid - ag canuint amhrain na . coinini - nach bhfuilimid? -----------------------------------------------------------------------