They're very weedy sounding congas, I bet they're bongos after all. I bought "Legal Man" today, at vastly inflated import prices. That's Katrina in that photo, you know. I think B&S have booked their place on the next Austin Powers soundtrack all right. It reminds me of Peter Sellers in "The Party". Tomorrow I'm going to rap over it, Jamiroquai style, to see if it gets any better. "Dick Slap" is a bit better. It reminds me of Denim, only with loose stools. I refuse to listen to "Winter Wooskie". Northern Soul rave-up, eh? I was a regular at the legendary Digbeth Casino in the early seventies, and they didn't have no fucking sitars. Has anyone noticed that "Thong Song" superstar Sisqo's name is a contraction of Sister Disco? Well it is, and he has to pay me royalties - 10p every time he grabs his grollocks. That's fifteen quid for every "Ready Steady Go" appearance. There's a bra shop underneath our new flat - can anyone lend me a periscope? Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+