dukey wrote:

okay, so i just heard from Honey that one of you lot has been, and i quote, "spectacularly rude" about me. Who was it?

it was me you snivelling little girl. i said some things. and i'll say them again. and maybe a third time if you rile me up again with all your jasmine minks rubbish. and since when do i like bands who drink blood? bah humbug! i like my bands to be a bit more, shall we say, daring. speaking of daring, i watched a g.g. allin documentary today and he, among other things, crapped on stage, licked it, rubbed it on his face and his naked body, and threw it at the crowd. that's what i want more of at shows. i would make some crude isobel joke here about her spastic colon, but i choose not to. besides, what if she's reading all these things i'm writing about her...then i'll never get her in the sack. oh, and i popped 'round the archives and read what i missed whilst unsubscribed. well, not all of it, but things that had my name in them, to make sure none of you were being "spectacularly rude" about me. here's what i found:

Is brad really off the list?? too bad, he wrote the funniest things. Well i guess he will never know about the enormous but anonymous list crush I had on him. It's just between the 700+ of you and me, alright?

don't worry.....he'll never find out. and i also found this:

Holy crap! i just heard the new phish album and it rocks, dude! -duke

and this is the guy you worship so much? sheesh! black, white, and red all over, -brad p.s. duke, if you still want that tape, let me know. i've been real slack about it..sorry. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+