Sinister: ooh, wot a lot of email, missus
Hallo peeps, 'ow ya doin'? You're entirely too verbose, the lot of youse. I wander insouciantly into the computer room at college, shriek mildly at the queue for email access, wait for ages, finally get on a pooter, shriek rather less mildly at the amount of mail I have, and end up having to delete loads of it in deference to more pressing matters. Like in ten minutes or so I have to go and ride my bike into town (narrowly avoiding death by Bastard Bus Driver on the Plain roundabout as usual) in order to draw a nekkid bloke. The trials of art-studentery, eh? Anyhoo, what I wanted to talk about: I had a dream the other night. Not the most astounding morceau d'information, but wait! I was playing hockey with the Lucksmiths on the village green equivalent of some small Italian town. Or it might have been Belgium. After we'd been playing for a while (myself violating the shoulder rule frequently) there was one of those weird segues you get in dreams and it all went a bit pearshaped. And Mark (darling bassist) cut his hand on something quite badly. But that was about it. I've got another cold! How nice it is to be continually snotty and on the verge of coughing up a lung, to be sure. So I got this cough medicine, right, and it's made from lemon, glycerin and HONEY. Something suspicious about that, right off, mate. Perhaps this explains why there has been little from Measter Mitchell of late. He has been minced, pureed and otherwise processed in order to form part of a soothing linctus for dying students. And there were loads of bottles left on the shelf too. Perhaps it's just cloned body parts... Ah well, the naked man is calling me. I must away and fetch my bike lights. Toodleoo, popkids! Liz :x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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Elizabeth Daplyn