I have just returned from a four day Hockey tour in Amsterdam with some old freinds from University and my mind is in disarray. I shall not regale you with tales of the actual trip but I can assure you that no hockey was actually played. However, I was in Sainsbury's on Monday, a mere hour after landing, in order to purchase fruit and other health produce. Upon approching the bread section I started to get THE FEAR and I decided to pay for the items I had selected and return to the safety of my bed chambers. When I was paying for my shopping a woman with very pale skin and ginger hair was standing next to me. She wasn't actually doing anything but she began to unsettle me so much that I approached her and politely requested that she stand elsewhere as she was giving me THE FEAR. Fortunately she aquiensced and I felt safe again. When I got home my boss telephoned to say that someone pretending to be me had ordered 5K of fine wine using a made up job number and then drove off with them. This too gave me THE FEAR. I then went down stairs and this girl I am living with made some fruit tea for me which gave me THE FEAR. Ten minutes later a really nice girl who I met a couple of weeks before phoned me up and asked me out to dinner, this didn't give me THE FEAR. I then returned to the lounge and fell asleep, when I woke up the room was full of people and I got THE FEAR again. I'm ok now, but yesterday I was evacuated from London Brige Station and I was thinking that it was a good job that it didn't happen the day before otherwise I would have got THE FEAR. I am now safely ensconced in my office with 'The Spark that Bled' by the Faming Lips on the stereo and normal service has resumed. regards sav _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+