On a Celebrity Big Brother note, Vanessa Feltz: What do you mean, you "goosed him"? Anthea Turner: I think he means he grabbed his gonads. Definitely the best show on telly. He he! On a Ribena note. It's almost impossible to buy anything that isn't sponsored in some way by evil men with bulging pockets and gold plated top hats. It's just a shame how they own all the things we like. But then, if some corporation went ahead and bought all the air in the sky, we wouldn't stop breathing out of protest. You can only go so far to be principled and I'd draw the line at not drinking fruit based drinks. Anyway, if they test Ribena on dogs the dogs would probably be happy enough. Their scientific wag-o-meter would go off the scale. Then the dogs would start demanding blackcurrant all the time and Ribena would launch blackcurrant and marrowbone flavour to appeal to the canine market. It would be madness. Although they'd probably test it by sticking the straw up the dog's bum or something like that. Robin +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+