Hello everyone i've been wanting to share my number one B&S mishearing for some time and now the time has come. Cast your minds back to the magnificent opening of Stars of Track and Field... "Paint a new coat everyday, to suit your affairs..." I used to think wow, what a great idea. I pictured somebody staring at an enormous wardobe thinking "hmm, which coat for today...badass pimp look, out-of-work-football manager, winsome Indy-kid, ooh and they could all do with a lick of paint..." I figured that was the way to have the girls lining up to kiss you at the back of the stairs all of them mad for your well-painted coat. At last I saw where I had been going wrong. I was dead surprised when months later I actually read the lyrics. hey ho. i love this list xx john ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------