relationships. overrated anyways, i say. singlehood is the way to go. imagine, being able to go stay home on a saturday night if you want. ooh, how original!! a social life? hemm what's that?? i'm afraid you have lost me there. sheesh!! rub it in, pretty people! what are we, chopped

liver? on the shiny apple incident, nick dastoor muses: I don't know about anyone else, but I don't find this whole incident cute at all. In fact it makes me feel kind of queasy. Would the Snow White story have worked so well with a banana? a point well taken, fella. especially considering the inordinate amount of freudian imagery i've been bombarded with lately myself, bananas and otherwise. fruit is not to be trifled with, these are powerful psycho-sexual symbols. what if, indeed, the rosycheeked elf boy of yore turned out to cultivate that charming lisp as a cover for his diabolical molestation plans? it's possible the very hysteria my friend and i experienced post-DC was due largely to some strange concoction prepared loving and injected into that very apple, which he did stroke and cradle in his hands like some malevolent Persian cat held by a james bond villain. Chilling!!! AS for the interview, i believe it was pjmiller who brings up such queries. the cello is indeed a mystery to be delved into. as for the "nude" painting, that seems to be merely the inflated imagination of a fantasizing mind, as there is no mention in the article that the painting was nude. however, it does prompt wondering exactly WHAT is in the painting. yes very curious indeed, i knew this would come up when someone got to reading it. and as for me, i can only pray that when the secret glaswegian operatives sneak up the church and snap telescopic photos of this strange artwork, it does NOT turn out to be nude. my frail constitution would be unable to withstand the sight of nude belle and sebastian, whether photographic, or artistic impression. who knows what lurks in the twisted imagination and paintbrush of ms. campbell, especially relating to Agent Murdoch?? if the tiger ears are any indication, i dont think i want to know. sometimes ignorance really *is* bliss. Whoa. that's some big-time Felt information!!!!! IF I WERE PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES: --Instead of muzak, all elevators and phones on hold would play endless stereolab --wrapping paper would be banned --Larry Flynt permanently sentenced to the stocks, where he could be afflicted with random sadistic sexual acts by passersby um i had another one but i forgot it never mind. lesleyjo http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange No bachelor has ever experienced such desolate loneliness as does the spinster; for the bachelor is a man, and the older spinster but a male-like woman. --Dr. Joseph Tanenbaum, _The Riddle of Woman_, 1936 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+