Hello all. Here is the pastiche. Unfortunately it is rather epic and pretty much about offbeat me and the list and isn't has good as it could have been, but...eh, what'ya gonna do. I think it should scan quite well if sung along to "Expectations". By the way, the subject refers to the b-side of a rather good single by electrelane, if any of you like retro organ noise they are worth ear room. "Monday morning, wake up: cup of tea Some marmite on some toast Can't face school just yet I'll tell you what, I'll go and read some posts, But before you know it hours fly by I really should be there, but I'm still at my 'pooter eating toast and in my underwear... Wednesday morning, looks like I've still got A lot of work to do But it won't get done because right now I'm reading posts by *you*, I love you all unless you're careless and you churn out list abuse even then it's quite amusing and to someone it's some use... Hey, you're abused I don't mind, I think it's fine Send a mixtape to a friend soon he will know I'm insane... and I'm posting toss aga-ain... Friday morning, wake up knowing that it's Offbeat night tonight, tell your friends what to expect I think they're going to see the light Do you want to come and dance to indie and be one of them treading on the cat as you crash home at just past 2 a.m... Friday evening sees us walking through the student union halls, get to Offbeat, there's already sweat condensing on the walls get a drink and then I wander round start looking for a stool- I start to dance-even though it makes me look a fool... Next day morning, wake up its a challenge getting out of bed Only marmite toast and tea can help me clear this fuzzy head Write to sinister and bore them with a self absorbed pastiche The only words I know to rhyme with that are Micro-fiche and quiche... Hey, you're abused I don't mind, I think it's fine Send a mixtape to a friend soon he will know I'm insane... and I'm posting toss aga-ain... And you know who i am so why start to read this spam? If you hate it, don't complain, Soon you will learn not to read a post of mine aga-ain... *raspberry noise* Tom +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+