Talking about the age thing, I think that the most depressing age is 21. I happened to find a biology text book under a bench in victoria coach station once, and as I had to wait another hour for the coach, had read all the 'london to wherever you want to go to, for less' leaflets and was generally extremely bored, I started to turn the pages, as you do. I definitely wouldn't recommend the book for inclusion in the bookshop. Anyway, there was a section at the front of the book which was entitled "Amazzzzing facts about YOU!" and it said that the age of peak sexual performance for men was 21, so at this moment in time I should be in the prime of my existance - it is a downhill slope from now on. I should be dancin' and a romancin' all the time at the moment, cus tomorow I will be geriatric. How miserable is that? From what I could gather, the only positive thing about being older than 21 is that you have still got another 3 years to go on your young persons railcard, and you can stand for parliment - hooray! That makes it all better then. love and pensions, scampi.x +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+