Sinister Village. Yes please. Velocity Girl asked me to run the disco, while Peter runs the porno shop. Erm, how about we have a half share in each? Peter can slap on some Amon Duul and then sell butt plugs from the door of the DJ booth while I cunningly segue into a pop S!M!A!S!H! from Kate B!U!S!H! while he's not looking, and he can gain his revenge with some Neu! B-sides while I'm demonstrating how to gain maximum satisfaction out of an inflatable Stuart David. Or a Wee Karn who lives up to her name. And I just need to say Lucy Alder, Hospital Radio - and cheers to Owen the Stud, for taking the horse-shagging duties. Probably the only creatures he wouldn't split right open with his love truncheon, I'd imagine. Can I be in the football team too? Anyone who remembers my opening goal for Looper (ahem) at Camber Sands will guarantee I've got just the right sort of spunk to penetrate even the tightest boxes. I'd also like to sign up for the cricket team and the mafia. I think I may qualify for the latter by birthright. I'm going to the mattresses. Will Jason Andreas be the Prodigal Son? Or should that be Christal Balls? As for the next T****m*****g, it's still up in the air as the increasingly irritating bloke from the Mean Fiddler hasn't got back to me. I'll do my level best, Leyla, promise... Did anyone hear about the truck driver who had his licence taken away for 24 hours when it was revealed he'd spent 16 days driving without a break? Obviously some kind of astronaut-esque urinary system must have helped, as well as Metal Machine Music on a loop. Me and my mate Bob once decided to spend an afternoon listening to the whole of Lou Reed's epic, and I must admit I really quite enjoyed it. So I can probably keep up with Peter after all. Oh yes, I had another musical recommendation the other night - can anyone tell me if the 100%, 200% and 300% Dynamite (sp.?) compilations are worth investing in? Brandt's problem with B&S surprises me. It's odd, but whenever I put a B&S song on a compilation, I sigh when it comes on - the whole point (to me) of making a compilation, at least if it's for myself, is to put the songs I want to listen to N!O!W! on it, and therefore most of them aren't likely to be too familiar. But the shock of the new is spoilt somewhat when I reach the Belle track, and I invariably regret having featured it. Much better is to languish in a whole album (or two, or three) and get the full gorgeous B&S kick in one go. Isn't Masterpiece the record pressing company? Certainly loads of my 7" from way back when have got "Masterpiece" carved into them. My favourite run-out groove is on This Woman's Work by Kate Bush (have I gone on at length about how great Kate Bush is? I have? Righto) - "Up yours, Ugly", it says. I cried that night. Overusing his exclamation marks, Mark! xxx ******************************************************************* The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 020 7224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.org ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+