I am definitely going to be a Rachel, if they'll have me ( don't get me wrong, I like the Wills( and the Chrises(?)) as much as anyone else, I just think Rachel's a cooler name. And you don't get to make up your own surname with the Wills). I think the mix tape idea rawks. (I show my talent for using a piece of slang only after everyone else has stopped using it) but I don't imagine it's just a B&S tape, is it? Because if so, some poor person will be left with only "Beyond the Sunrise" as all the good songs will have been taken already. 'Travels on the Underground or, "Why is it that people on seats on the tube always get off after you?"' is the title of my new book. I admittedly haven't wriiten the book yet but am sure it's very good, at all non-existant bookstores NOW! (Non-existant bookstores sell books that don't exist, they exist themselves, obviously)(I suspect I don't know how to spell non-existant). SAM WALTON, Is that you in NME this week? Talking about Oasis and saying they're no good now? "I'll have a double Maths with Extra Chemistry and French, please", I was thinking of saying to the epsilon-minus semi-moron at MacDonalds today, but I didn't, Not that I'm a regular Mcdonald's customer, you understand. I am doing a lino-printing thingie in Art today and have decided only to use the colours Red, white and Black, at least for some of it. I am thinking of doing repeats of the ones that look best in the end and sending them off to the White Stripes, maybe they will use it as their next cover (hopeless dreaming) 'Sinister' has, omigod, become a sort of catchphrase with the posse-boys at my school. It worries me, as these lot are all such (expletive Deletive, like on Radio4)s! I also am not sure if there is another word for posse-boys, but I think it's quite a good name if there isn't. Posse-boys are boys who hang around, go out with, posse-girls. I have had that Modjo tune in my head all day, I like it, but It's irritating me sooo much. Joe +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+