Hello, Sugar Ray Leonard wrote:

May we all join hands and sing the Stevie Wonder version of "Happy Birthday" to our beloved sensai Paul "Jizz" Mitchell, who is 70 today.

the chiseled good looks....... the razor sharp wit...... the adonis body..... the genuis mind......

And as Tim and Miller have been indulging in a spot of poetry wars, I have myself decided to break into ode, in honour of this auspicious occasion. I have decided to avoid Tim's worthy, but somewhat conventional use of the haiku style, and delve into a style which is altogether more modern, which I like to call Doggy style: Happy Birthday Honey, You loved me like Weiner Schnitzel, But if I can't get rid of that itch, I'll Tell Linda. Love Tag xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------