Smut. I'm glad to see that the good ol' days are back here at the wonderfoul world of Sinister. Spunk and stuff, you know. During my years here on this pretty planet we like to call Gurlagh, I've spent numerous hours gazing at the dictionary (finnish-english-finnish) looking for dirty words and their translations. Unfortunately the dictionary I've got is from 1973 (when Elvis was still high on bacon and eggs and... alive. Long live the king!) so no dirty words there, thank you very much. But I found a way: Once I went to the library, grabbed the biggest dictionary I could find and started to go through my list. Anal, boobs, chest, cock, etc. But that was years ago, and I'm all fine and dandy now, no strange obsessions anymore (foot fetish is not strange, is it?). I've never rated Elvis. Guess I'm too young. MY ALBUMREVIEW: STONE ROSES: THE REMIXES Blame it all on John Squire. Is he short on cash? Is there ANYTHING good he's done since the Roses' first album? His ego is bigger than mine, it seems. THE MAGNETIC FIELDS: 69 LOVESONGS No, no, no. Not too much money spent on that album. Sounds horrible. Twat. Thank god P. Miller (was it him? I forgot already) finally spoke the truth here. THE POSIES Best band ever to come from the States. Underrated in the UK, aren't they? Has anyone heard their stuff? I tried to browse through NME pages but couldn't find anything about them. No reviws, just a small mention that Ken Stringfellow toured with REM. Speed 2 was on telly last night, but Big Train was on at the same time on another channel. Bye bye Sandra Bullock and your heavenly face, in come the laughter. Big Train = the Flying Circus of the 21 century. I'm getting sick and tired of listening to music that has no balls. The worst part of it: I'm, ehem, starting to like some hip hop- stuff I've heard. Not those boys from the ghetto, though: Don Johnson Big Band rules my world at the moment. You've never heard of them? Well, they're finnish, funky as hell and quite possible the best thing in hip hop since the glory days of The Beastie Boys. Even their name is brilliant. I'm going to see them live in two weeks time. Send me some mail and I might tape you their latest (and only) album "Support da microphones" (DJBB, not BB). 73 minutes of sheer groove. Over and out. -Jake "I can do this without touching my zipper, see? ... oh bugger" PetitE _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+