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Genevieve wrote the hilarious story below, which I think should be promptly performed in a sketch on Saturday Night Live. It'd be the funniest thing they've had on in years and years. It would be Xtra funny if Genevieve played Isobel AND herself, a la Mike Myers. :) Did I, in a fit of Bel defensiveness, call Gen-V a mean, nasty girl? I'm afraid I did. It was a joke about the jealousy, though. What I should have said is that I felt her COMMENTS were mean and nasty, and I still can't imagine anybody not thinking Isobel is pretty. As if Isobel even cares or needs us to come o her defense, but we do it 'cos we love her. I'm sure Genevieve is a lovely girl. I find nothing wrong with going to the prom; it may have sounded otherwise, but I couldn't recall the name of the person who wrote that Bel had bad hair, I only remembered she had a story about going to her prom. Regardless of our difference in opinion about the bewitching Isobel C., Genevieve has the ability to make me laugh out loud (read the story below and just TRY not laughing, no matter how much you love 'Bel!) and I'm sure she's a kick to have around, not mean or nasty at all. In fact, it makes the story even FUNNIER because everybody (myself included) leapt to Bel's defense so seriously, and here comes Genevieve back, worried expression on her face. She's on a mission; to save her reputation from being that of a mean, nasty prom girl, she must whisper in our ears the deep, dark secret of WHY she has an aversion to I. Campbell. It's shocking! Titillating! Horrifying! !!!! I expect to see Genevieve writing Simpsons episodes within a fortnight. Of course Isobel would never behave as she does in the story, but that just adds the delightful sacrilege... Viva irreverence, read on.... -Two or Three Things I Know About Chris ************************************************************* that ruler please! whack whack whack, I apologize Isobel lovers.You can make fun of Stuarts all you want to balance it out.I won`t mind. But let me explain, you know how some people may look beautiful to you,but then you get to know them,and they have an ugly heart,and the aura makes them look bad too? Well,let me tell you a little story.Many moons ago,I was in Scotland with my father on a buisness trip.Now,I`m a little embarassed to say this,but I went Stuart Murdoch hunting..and yes,I did find him! (with Isobel) I`m terrible hideous shy dork though,so I couldn`t bring myself to talk to him...my tongue felt heavy,my knees weak! so..I just followed him (yes,a stalker I know) through the forest,where I witnessed Struan`s Beautiful Heart...the little angel,do you know what he does? He stops to pick up injured little critters...frogs,butterflies, wounded chipmunks. He even makes minature leg plasters for the frogs. Anyways,while Stuart would tenderly pick the wounded little creatures Isobel (on a drug induced fury,I`m sure) would jump on them and throw their limp bodies into the ditch. Shivering behind the tree,I saw saw Stuart shout out `Stop it Isobel! Please...they aren`t hurting you!` and she responded by punching him in the face. Stuart then collapsed to the ground and pleaded `Please don`t! I bruise easy!` and then Isobel went `Shut it,bitch` and kicked him in the nads.I tried to help Struan but Isobel threw rocks and sticks at me,so I had to run away,fearing my life.<<<<<<<<< +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+