Genevieve spoke and I listened:

Yes,I also have a question about Glasgow.Me,just me,not any of my friends or anything (not that I don't have friends! Ha ha! *nervous laughter) heard a rumour from this guy that in Glasgow,the men are really burly there and love to bench-press foriegn women in between taking breaks from that caber tossing. Is this true?

No, no, no. Sorry to disappoint Genevieve but apart from the tossing bit none of this is really true about Glasgow men. It's actually up in the North of the country where the REAL men live, and I suppose I'm sort of speaking from the horse's mouth being a giant of a man (not that you'd guess from my slender frame) with a fiery bush of red hair on my head and a plethora of "foreign" notches up and down my bedpost. Speaking of shite though (or was that just speaking shite?) how shite were Travis on TOTP on channel 5? Fuck off indie boy with your dour Radiohead wannabe shit song and your oh so ironic "playboy" t-shirt. Give me the completely unironic dancing sexy chicks and catchy summer tune that was on before them anyday. I like it when women make their breasts dance. Somebody told me that the whole SOS farce was down to that evil JJ fellow. You watch it evil JJ fellow, I've got my eye on you. Well, I will have any minute when I wander round the Beech for a pint. If Racheee's there I might talk dirty for her. I'll bet she doesn't make her breasts dance for me though. It's so one sided that relationship. I love you all. I really do. John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+