birthday boys and birthday girls, my twin brother is sitting next to me. we have just finished comparing our bellies. mine is bigger. i win but he thinks i've lost we turn twenty-two next week me five minutes before him. he is the pretty one but i dont mind most of the time because he doesnt have a cat or an affinity for water and i can go much longer without showering and still look clean. and he thinks tikermilk is shite. shame shame i am in love with charlie dimmock. or is it sarah clarke. oh, am i being too forward? i woke up this morning naked wrapped up in a union jack. i am not shitting you! (ummm vodka....hiccup) the cat was perplexed, stretched out on the coffee table laughing at me. and i didnt dream of straun. or the kennedys. i dreamed i had 12 toes. as if my feet arent already big enough. my father says it is my fault my feet are so big because i was always into wearing comfy roomy boyish shoes instead and those pointed prostituing girlie shoes.. the kid in the bunny suit said:

Well, ducky, the thing you have to understand >is that we're all unsufferably twee and must therefore have wussy dreams >about chasing Struan about a Gala bingo hall with a large Saveloy. Madam. yeehaaa!!! oh wait was that just a joke?

while trying to navigate my way through the ikea parking lot yesterday in my friend's ENORMOUS vehicle i had JAMRS playing and i was singing the stuart david part REALLY loud "RICHARD'S INTOOOO ROCK'N'ROLLLL...." with the windows down and i turned to my right to see this little boy, oh he musnt have been much older than a year and a half, and he was laughing all over the place at me slobbering and giggling. hhmmmmm and another falls falls falls in tweedom. go get 'em while they're young. love danielle Whaat!!! Have you tried The Doghouse??! Get your FREE WEB-BASED EMAIL account at: http://doghousemail.lycos.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+