Hello Sinister! I have been away for a while--as an early Christmas present, my sister helped fund me a trip to Madagascar this holiday season for a Lizard expedition--wow, I don't think I can even begin to describe how amazing this experience was. I had my walkman on the entire time listening to "The Boy with the Arab Strap" as I observed my favorite lizards in their NATURAL HABITAT!! A little bird told me that there has been doubt circling around the Sinister community as to my existence. Wow, how flattering!! More specifically, Robyn Fadden and Caitlin Pigtails don't really believe that I exist. I still hope that Marianna Longmire believes in me, because she's my future wife. (Marianna--will you?) Actually, I shouldn't joke around because I have a girlfriend now! Yeah, remember Denise the seductive waitress at the Gunther Toody's? One night, after a few too many O'Douls at Mr. Bojangles, she and I went home together; it was a night to remember. Strangely, though, ever since then I keep trying to call her and I keep getting her answering machine. She must be busy with the holidays or something. But, it was a night of passion indeed, even though when I woke up the next morning she was gone. I figured that she didn't want me to see her with racoon eyes, or something. She's usually pretty dolled up, so she must be self-conscious about her appearance. But sigh, isn't love great? Once Christmas is over, I'll be focusing my attention on February 14th, which is usually the most depressing day of the year for me. But I think it will be okay this year, despite the fact that I turn 40 soon. Okay, well Yoko and John are pawing around at me, which either means they want to watch Eddie Murphy stand-up comedy with me, or they're hungry. Merry X-mas Sinister! Toodles! Reggie __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+