Well, I'm having to leave yous all behind now, cause my degree is over, and so the government (gawd bless 'em) are no longer willing to pay for a net feed for me. I don't have any B&S jokes, but here's a few that only work when read with a Scottish accents. A bloke walks into a cake shop and says "Is that a rock bun, or a meringue?" and the woman behind the counter says "Naw, you're right. It's a rock bun." What flys round in circles, is heavily armed, and gives milk? A left-wing military coup. And continuing the bovine theme... Ten cows in a field. Which one's on its holidays? The one with the wee calf. And which one's nearest Iraq? Coo 8. Later, sweethearts! Rod. PS. Another "Don & George" reference in the subject line for those that spotted the "You can't hide your legs" one. PPS. Mails to rod@begbie.com /will/ reach me eventually, so feel free to write. Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | In the shopping mall of the mind, | He's always in the toy department. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------