Dear members, I know I've been quiet of late, but you see I've been busy doing things. Firstly, I feel partly responsible for this 'smut' thing that's been going on. I would just like to say thank you - I like the way I can print out emails then enjoy them even more in ten minute toilet sessions. Especially the one about the kissing orgy (I should really print out a fresh copy of that sodden manuscript, before someone notices). Secondly I'm very impressed with Wee Chris and his famous apology. Surely he is the shyest and most breakable out of all the sebastics. The boy should be sent sweeties for being so brave, and promoted to Captain Geddes your in charge now Admiral Geddes. Hmm, I'm sure they are all rather done in by now. Miss Julia and myself were shattered after a week of the UK tour, it's no wonder the belle and sebastian immune systems are faltering. I wonder if they have a communal bath after a concert like a top football team? "Stuart, the soap is stuck to your leg", Stevie would say whilst trying to dislodge the bar of Imperial Leather. "That's not the soap", Murdoch would smirk. Meanwhile some suspicious bubbles would rise in the water around the giggling Miss Martin. Thirdly, I'm finding it difficult not to have Belle and Sebastian Dreams these days. Last night I was dreaming about liquid audio streamies of Slow Graffiti. And it had rude words to the same tune. I awoke shocked, but kinda proud of my subconscious brain thoughts, don't you know. And lastly my wishes have become fishes as on Thursday night I get to see top genius of the parish and founder Incredible String Band member Robin Williamson fully in concert. Expect a full gibbering on Friday. That is all, Christopher Leonard +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+