well people..here I am once again..typing a post that will ceartainly run far too long, go overbudget, and end my sinister post career (hopefully in a blaze of glory full of whores, coke, and swimming pools full of champagne). in any case ive noticed a few people expressing different ideas of what their sinister is…and what they like to see…and likewise what they dislike seeing in a post..being the accomodating soul that I am, I have made this post choose your own adventure…of course if you fail to read it start to finish (which, subsequently I don’t recommend…the shits long !) all temporal unity will be thrown out the window…but what the hell..its in good company with my grammar, spelling and good judgement. Anyway….just follow the numbers to what you want to see happen…(I still recommend the old fashioned way…but hey...be adventerous once)..if you choose your own adventure you are in for some scrolling!!…..its all done with..but we can pretend…cant we? 1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1*1* so…that stuart david huh?….(no im not just mentioning this cause its been said that very few did!..how dare you say that) I think it’s a shame that ill never get to see our lovely band in its entirety live, but im just hoping the big move will mean that mr. david will use his freed up time to give us more material….be it musical or literary….and I like to see that the band wont replace him..just deal…that’s always a nice thing to see…I guess maybe they’ll be a little different…maybe not…well have to wait and see…..and wait…and wait…*sigh* [4] send mark to make enemies with his liver [3]send mark along americas golden highways [end] get the fuck out 2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2* my friend had her birthday this weekend…and we had a discussion about getting older…and its not getting older that gets people..its getting old…maybe the time of your life between 18/20 is the real life “and then one day” …up until then its all set up, background information….character sketches and intoductions…then we hit the gate….”and then one day”…the beginning ends, the middle begins, and we try to keep the end from rooting into the ground…and if a life were a day..sunrise would be at 18…theres two times a day that you can look directly into the sun…sunrise and sunset….the day is long….but then we realized that we were just a pair of stupid drunk twits who don’t know shit about dick…much less the lives weve yet to live…youth are pompous…lives arent stories..they arent analogies..they never will be..ill stop now. [7] hear news of the coming DOOMSDAY! [12] VD (and it is a disease) [end] enough already 3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3*3* loaded up the car with my dirty clothes and a few fun things and headed out on to the great us highways…headed for home for a weekend of plans plans plans…plans never work…tolls + gas + food + oil = empty wallet…driving foot on the gas..a wee bit to hard…stereo up a wee bit too loud…having far too much fun….reveling in the dirty looks from my fellow motorists as I shout at them : “I DON’T LOVE ANYONE!”….soaking in the greasy stares of the tollbooth workers as I breeze in and out of their little piece of heaven…neither turning down the stereo nor paying them any attention (my money is enough)…realizing that an english degree is foolish..i need to be a bus driver..or a cabbie (I can see it now..ill take up smoking and being rude to pretty young girls)…ill work on that after I receive my doctorate in cold rockin it!!! [5] witness llewd acts on city streets [9] see mark get insulted [end] I know I suck 4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4*4* returned home just in time to get a free meal and lecture from the ‘rents…I love chicken…made it home about one hour too late to make it to the will oldham show like I had intended so I did a blanket search of southern new jersey for something to do..not surprisingly it took me a while to find the fun….but eventually I managed to alienate my liver from all of my other organs….spent the night drinking..smoking and playing crazy taxi…(its an omen)….pretending I wasn’t missing a great show… [11] witness mark at his white trash best [6] observe flying pastries and the consequences [end] still here? 5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5*5* a while back someone mentioned seeing things you were embarrased to speak about…(hey I only {thank god}..post once a month…I know im behind..but no one seemed to run with it anyway)..well once I was coming up from the subway in lovely philadelphia…as I climbed the stairs a pair of legs glided into my ken…no…a team of legs….so I says to myself I says “HUH?”…I continue climbing with a slight sense of curiosity….which was quickly replaced by a burning in my tummy as I spied two VERY LARGE men having anal sex right on the sidewalk…it must have been nice to be having so much fun that they didn’t care about their surroundings one bit [8] hear mark bitch about snow [7] the end is nigh! [end] just stop it you pompous whore 666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666*666* picture: four young men driving around late night in suburban new jersey with very little to do…while stopped at a red light, one of said four young men decides to hurl his half eaten jelly donut at a very large pickup truck stopped in front of the very small car he is a passenger in…..the donut is thrown..the rednecks are pissed..the boy is pummeled.. the hicks drive away….this my friends, is the glamorous life I lead….i just watched…..MUFFIN! [12] be mine [2]you wanna hear trite rambling…this is the way to go [end] yeah…you know the way out 7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7*7* THE DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER…..I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO…..apparently because of all the damns around the world…there is less water around the equator and the world is spinning at a different rate……SCARY! [6] JELLY DONUT! [8] isnt it cold outside [end]let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya 8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8*8* im very sick of winter…the snow is no longer romantic or pretty..its just dirty……very dirty and gross…although dirty snow does give me fond memories of driving with my father to massachussetts as a kid….seemingly awake…but not blinking..dead tired…listening to denise williams’ “lets hear it for the boy” over and over…..but I digress …spring come soon. [1] B&S content? huh? [11] (for symetry) mark wants to bowl!! [end] ive had it with your monkey business 9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9* fade in mark, our protagonist, enters stage right. he is just in from the chilly new jersey evening. he carries a song in his heart and a backpack containing a bag of snacks. he is parched from the long drive to what promises to be a rather pathetic gathering of slight acquaintences. as he begins to pour his refreshing bevvie, a frothy root beer, he notices: brian, our antagonist, enters stage left. brian, a newly gay young man, loud in composure and pompous in attitude, approaches our hero. he carries with him his ever present “beat reader” and a slinky he has deemed the “gay pride slinky. brian: so are you trying to look intellectual or is that just a side effect of college? mark here explodes in a tirade of explatives and near attacks…..the camera zooms out slowly and fades to black [2] bullshit about growin up [5] anal sex anyone (I hear it’s a lie!!) [end] get me away from here im dying 10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10*10* guess who went to see the clientele….yup…little old me..arent I just too fucking hip..but they were very good…and they played at my friends school…so I got a nice visit in as well..yay me! [3] kinda like a springsteen song [4] whats wrong with my liver [end] just stop it 11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11*11* ok so my college has decided that no longer will it offer the time tested fun activity of bowling..(keep in mind I go three times a week)…they have decided that is no longer in demand….instead they are going to tearup the lanes and replace them with a fancy shmansy coffee shop….see…there are already at least 9 places to get a cup of coffee on campus…why my bowling ally..ill tell you why..cause nowhere else offers all the little pretentious pukes a place to be hip and smart and better than me….yes im bitter….haiku: cofee isnt "smart" your peacoat is blue and dear god neither are you with all that coffee, maybe would you please fuck off your heart will go boom see!…I could be “intellectual” too…love me!..but let me bowl [9] how rude [10] just to prove that mark is hip… [ end] you know the way out 12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12*12* valentines day was today…people seem to repulse me these days…cept the ones I like ….i don’t contradict…of course not…since I knew today was going to be harsh…I put on my favorite old shirt..ive had it since I was 12..its not holding up too well…but ya know…comfort clothing….my socks have litle roses on them…and I didn’t even plan that..yay me!…at my school they tied red baloons all across the railing of this one bridge…bye noon they were all deflated and popped…I thought it looked rather poignant, till I realized they were just baloons.. [10] to reenforce my hipness [end] youre so close anyway end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end*end* well that’s it…marks post for this month…(quite possibly the last..this was a bad idea)…but hey…I just wanted to say hello to all of you…and now I will crawl back into my hole….oh yeah…will porter told me to post this….ITS ALL WILLS FAULT…..oh well…im off to go hit on julie some more….have a nice everyday...ya know...this post will probably get all screwy anyway when i send it in...i suck /me HEART’S sinister, mark ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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