Sinister: Not B&S or Forest Related.

[ben ferneyhough]

        On a blank piece of paper draw a pig.
        Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!
 
        Draw your pig first!  And don't look at the next part until 
	you are done!  It won't be fun if you look first.
 
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The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the 
drawer.
 
     If the pig is drawn:
 
     Toward the top of the paper,
      you are positive and optimistic.
 
     Toward the middle,
     you are a realist.
 
    Toward the bottom,
     you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
 
     Facing left,
     you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates
(birthdays,
etc.)
 
     Facing right,
     you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of
family,
nor do you remember dates.
 
     Facing front (looking at you),
     you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear 
nor
avoid discussions.
 
     With many details,
     you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
 
     With few details,
     you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and 
are a
risk-taker.
 
     With less than 4 legs showing,
     you are insecure or are living through a period of major 
change.
 
     With 4 legs showing,
     you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
 
     The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
      The bigger the better.
 
     The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex 
life!!!!
     (And again more is better!)
 
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