Sinister: Grannies and their peculiarities

[ELIZABETH DAPLYN]

> Years and years ago, we referred to a homosexual friend as "gay" in
> front of
> my grandmother, who apparently filed that piece of updated vocabulary
> away.
>  After an outing of the church ladies (to a winery!?), she told us how
> all
> the other women were discussing the trip and kept saying it had been
> "such a
> gay day!"  Gram was quite pleased with herself for knowing the "new"
> meaning
> of the word, and had chuckled to herself all the way home.  Of course,
> Gram
> used to refer to her new neighbor as "a hanger."  It took us quite a
> while to
> figure out that she meant "hooker" -- and she was embarrassed to learn
> what
> it meant...
> 
> My Gran calls synchronised swimming 'sequenised swimming'.  Far more
> appropriate.
> 
	>> O.K. well my gran was brought up in a pub and so knows some
extremely rude songs (in a kind of nudge-nudge Edwardian kind of
vernacular)and will perform these for the delight of anyone who's
around.  Apart from this embarrassing lapse of taste, she's really cool.
Hmmm, must be genetic...
	Ho ho ho.  I'm about as cool as a sandwich toaster in Death
Valley in midsummer, darlings, and couldn't give a flying tackle,
frankly.
		Back to grannies:
			My other nan (mother's mother) is a right old
bag, and the least said the better.

			Lots of something,
				
				Liz.

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